Automotive

In infrastructure terms it’s just a drop in the ocean says GMB Union

"It’s only a car. But on this occasion, a 20-minute-old, brand-new Lamborghini that stopped due to mechanical failure in lane three then hit from behind by an innocent motorist."

Undertakers had to rearrange a number of appointments and had to replace the vehicle due to the damage caused by the crash.

Maybe the driver was just "testing his eye sight" before getting insurance."

The slowest getaway ever?

The company said action is needed now to secure its long-term future, but the union Unite claimed it was ‘shameful opportunism’.

A Lancashire Police spokesman said the offender had "less to say this time".

"It looks like everyone else was in the same position though. I turned up around 9am. The queue was well over a mile long. I was still waiting to get in at 2pm."

'Thank you key workers' and 'thank you NHS' were daubed on two roads