"Allison's behaviour is scandalous. Please don't worry about this, and multiple journalists would take up your case if your employers even thought about taking action against you, and unless they're completely unhinged, I'm sure they won't. Solidarity!"
"Sorry, Jess - but that means standing in solidarity with the worst act of economic self-mutilation in modern UK history," one person said.
It's fair to say the news of the government's latest U-turn has not gone down well...
"Boris has ordered the navy to put in under water fences to keep the uk fish in to stop it mixing with those bloody Johnny Foreigner fish!"
"Maybe if you behave yourself, stop lying to undermine a fair election & start thinking of what's good for the country instead of whining about how unfairly you are treated, you'll be invited to sit at the big boy's table."
The press conference was described as "the most dangerous 1hr 45 minutes of television in American history. And possibly the craziest."
Good luck managing your notifications, Mr Newman!
Not one to miss an opportunity to wave the saltire and celebrate a Scottish success story, Nicola Sturgeon - the first minister - quickly joined in the party on Twitter.
“I’d actually like to go back to the old times of Tudor England. I’d put the heads on pikes. I’d put them at the two corners of the White House as a warning to federal bureaucrats."