In 'the life of Boris' he claimed he alienated 148 of his own MPs because he has done "big, remarkable things". These 148 "rebels" should have walked out as the PM sauntered in, but they didn’t.
He even bizarrely said Stamer would have supported 'Vladimir Corbyn' as a Labour PM, ignoring the fact he stuck the son of a KGB agent in the Lords and takes millions from Russian donors.
Another masterclass from Boris Johnson on the art of talking, and at times wearing, literal sh*t.
Droopy drawers number 44 was desperately trying to persuade the nation to vote for the Tories in the Council elections next week. It’s not looking good for the Conservative party.
Boris Johnson's cunning plan is to run away to India. The jewel in the crown of cowardice.
A bit of hair of the big dog, and there was plenty on his suit as ever today, might be on the cards for the Tories after today’s PMQs
Boris Johnson jumps out of oil barrel and into the sludge.
If a deceiver deceives a deceiver, does one of them eventually end up telling the truth?
Never in the field of human conflict has someone been so proud of doing so little.