Count Binface vows to turn Trump golf course into ‘sanctuary for asylum seekers’
Sorry, but given the state of politics across the world right now, we won't be ruling out a Count Binface election victory any time soon.
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Count Binface promises national service for former prime ministers in manifesto
The election candidate for the North Yorkshire seat is looking to woo voters with some bold policies ahead of the July 4th election.
Count Binface: I took on Theresa May and Boris Johnson – I am ready to roll
The self-described intergalactic space warrior is running for candidacy in Richmond and Northallerton in the upcoming General Election.
July 4th will become ‘Bindependence Day’ in Richmond – Binface
It's 'time to take out the trash'.
Count Binface backed to become UK’s Eurovision 2025 contestant
Who's behind him?
London Mayoral candidate Count Binface says he’s never heard of Susan Hall
The Count also revealed that he is considering running against Rishi Sunak at the next general election.
Count Binface releases 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London
"Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance!"
Count Binface comes up with ingenious Trident solution
It comes amid reports of missile test failures.
Count Binface pledges to cap the price of croissants and nationalise Adele if he becomes PM
"Britain used to rule the waves; now she just waives the rules", he said.