Russian men have been reduced to ogling topless pictures of Putin after porn sites have been banned, by the state.
In a desperate search for some kinky topless action, the only huge stock they can find is of their own President.
Frustrated Dmitri Kusalev, 17, said: “I’m not even gay, but it is the only picture of a naked torso I can find on the Russian internet.
“There are loads of them, it’s like Friends, ‘the one where he is fishing,’ ‘the one with him on a horse, ’ and my personal fav “’the one with sniper rifle,’ who are you spying on through that? Cheeky.
“To be honest in one picture where he is striding through a wood, top off as per, it could have come straight out of Attitude magazine.
“We all know Putin’s thoughts on gay people, I wonder how angry he is we have now been forced to get our rocks off to his pics. Nobody wanted this to happen, most of all him.”