Nick ‘The Incredible Flying Brick’ is hoping that his policy of ‘abolishing gravity’ will help him stand out from the crowd in next month’s Hartlepool by-election.
The official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate, formally known as Nick Delves, is standing in the hotly-contested election which was called following the resignation of Labour MP, Mike Hill.
Delves, who has stood in six general elections, four by-elections and once for the Welsh Assembly, said: “When I first stood in 1997, I took up paragliding, and I was called Brick at school, so I became a Flying Brick.
“I have always been the shadow minister for the abolition of gravity, that is my main policy.
“I had an accident in 2002 and I have given up paragliding. Now, the abolition is a vendetta because I broke my pelvis.”
If elected, he also wants to ‘support the local pub’s darts team’.
He said: “The Hartlepool Victoria Arms darts team will be enrolled to help speed up the vaccination programme.”
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party has an A-Z manifesto to give a sample of “what you’d get by voting for sanity”.
They include policies such as:
Delves also ran in the 2019 general election in Islington North, but was comfortably defeated by a certain Jeremy Corbyn.
He has been to a lot of by-elections, participating in four in five since he became a member in 1994 – including in Tooting.
He said: “I tend to do the by elections that Howling Laud can’t do.
“And I tend to do North of England because that is where I am from.”
Delves remembers joining in 1994 and going to vote in the European Parliament elections.
He said: “I went into the polling booth and I was expecting to vote for the Loony Party and I was shocked to discover there wasn’t a candidate.
“Then I rang up the party headquarters and I said, ‘there wasn’t a candidate in Derbyshire’ and asked why, and if there would be one next time.
“They said ‘yes’, and I said ‘who’, and they said, ‘you’. I later discovered that was the recruitment strategy, I was nothing special.
“The great pleasure is you go to the polling booth and there is always a candidate you want to vote for – and that is you.”
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