Today Harrods have removed Marmite from the luxury food isle following sterling rising sharply today on news of the High Court ruling on Article 50. Following the Brexit vote in June, the pound had slumped to record low levels meaning fuel and shopping prices have risen, with price hikes predicted to continue. ...
Remainers have today ruled that the government are a bunch of ‘hypocritical twats’ after the High Court confirmed that parliamentary approval is needed to trigger article 50. A disappointed number 10 stated its intent to stick to the March 2017 date and will take the case to the supreme court ...
The right-wing press have come together today to unite in collective anger against the sovereignty of Parliament to vote on Brexit. The decision of the High Court to ensure Parliament has to vote on this decision, like it does with EVERY other decision, has sent the right-wing press into a ...
Before I proceed I’ll quickly give you May’s Brexit update, from any referendum related questions she faced, during today’s session, drum roll please…she will be getting the best deal for the UK in the upcoming negotiations. Now we can all breathe a sigh of relief. There was also a misunderstanding ...
We all know Trump supporters hate Mrs Clinton and there have been accusations she is a drug user, terminally ill and a number of other wild conspiracy theories. However a new poll has found that 40 per cent of Trump fans actually think Clinton is an actual demon. It is ...
When we went to the polls in June they didn't tell us about Marmite, did they? The NHS was high on the agenda, the eb and flow of people across borders was a particular focal issue and red tape in Brussels divided the nation, but it has been a sticky, brown ...
I won’t lie TLE writers have spent a LOT of the summer drinking in the Magic Roundabout, literally on right top on Old Street station, the gateway to the East End. Yes that’s the same Old Street station that used to smell of urine, depression and the fact that you ...
I didn’t write my PMQs last week as I was in New York (show off) and simply had better things to do than listen to Theresa May say “Brexit means Brexit.” In fact there are few things worse, attaching a car battery to my own testicles….maybe. Also just to ensure ...
A sweary Mother Nature was outspoken today after plans for a new runway at Heathrow were given the go-ahead. She said: “I am sick of fucking hearing about it, do you know how many species have died since you started talking about the new runway in the 1950s? “The Great ...