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Scotland Seeks “New Flatmate” On Gumtree

A new ad seeking a new flatmate for Scotland has appeared in the ‘roomshare’ section of Gumtree.

The spoof ad reads: “Small industrious northern European nation of 5.3million seeks new flatmates as current resident’s behaviour has become unreasonable.”

It stipulates that rent is £200 per-month, but for that bargain price lodgers can expect “nice views” as well as “free university education and medicine” and an “occasionally leaky roof”.

Anyone interested should contact Nic or Eck, although sporty types need not apply.

 

Jack Peat

Jack is a business and economics journalist and the founder of The London Economic (TLE). He has contributed articles to VICE, Huffington Post and Independent and is a published author. Jack read History at the University of Wales, Bangor and has a Masters in Journalism from the University of Newcastle-upon-Tyne.

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