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“Up until now, I haven’t minded subsidising our lower-income neighbours, even though they’ve never exhibited the slightest flicker of gratitude," he said.

Tory MPs said they "did not believe in nationalising children" ahead of the vote, with one saying children have been going hungry "for years".

From the werewolf of Southend to the asylum seekers who "tried to cook a pair of royal swans", these are the stories The Sun want you to forget.

The PM had to be reminded that the government’s official position is to reduce pay at the Beeb.

“No, no, no, I do not want to hear any of that rubbish.”

"BBC making a drama about Jimmy Savile is to sanitise the role of the Corporation in not only enabling the abuse but covering it up, too."

The PM's chief aide reportedly had a £30,000 council tax bill written off - leading to accusations that it is "one rule for them and another for everyone else".

"You might have to knock on door of the fridge."

"Keir Starmer is a shameless opportunist playing political games in the middle of a global pandemic," came the scripted response.