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‘Battle of Techno House’: Russian solider beaten by a door gets his own Wikipedia page

The Russian invasion has been a bloody and totally unnecessary conflict, with a huge loss of life on both sides.

As the war drags on the human toll is unimaginable, as millions are displaced.

However, there are some light moments in the dark, gallows humour which is much needed in these times.

This is probably why a video of a Russian soldier trying to open a door, and failing, has gone viral.

And it even got its own Wikipedia page to commemorate the battle!

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The Wikipedia page, entitled ‘Battle of Techno Houser 2022’, states that the outcome of the conflict was a “decisive door victory”.

The belligerents were listed as Russian solider and store door.

Casualties are listed as ammunition and pride on the Russian side, with the door losing a window.

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Joe Mellor

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