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I S-PIE – Britain’s spy headquarters GCHQ is getting its own branch – of GREGGS

Britain’s spy headquarters GCHQ is getting its own branch – of GREGGS.

The surveillance capital of the UK will have one of the pie shops for staff.

The Government intelligence base in Cheltenham, Glos, will be home to the town’s fourth Greggs branch, according to sources.

Life inside GCHQ is largely kept under wraps for security reasons – but it is claimed the Greggs will be installed alongside its two Costa coffee shops.

A GCHQ spokesman said: “We have no comment to make on these reports.”

Greggs also declined to comment.

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Joe Mellor

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