Just days after experiencing temperatures above 40°C, the UK is being told to prepare for another heatwave in August.

Well, this is awkward: The Tories and their bombastic boasts have come back to haunt them, following the weekend's disruption in Dover.

Oh, so THAT'S what we voted for? It seems the people suffering most from the UK's new Brexit border policies are the Brits themselves...

The race to become the next Tory leader is heating up. According to a new poll, Liz Truss has gained major ground in the past week or so.

A woke Tory? Not a thing, mate. Suella Braverman has further devalued the meaning of the word, following remarks she made on Sunday.

If this doesn't make you realise how serious the heatwave is, nothing will: The UK will become one of the hottest places ON EARTH by Tuesday.

Experts are now convinced that Britain will reach 40C this week - but where are we likely to see a the hottest ever UK temperature?

This is a level of pettiness we can dig: An English teacher gave a grammatical middle-finger to Education Secretary Andrea Jenkyns this week.

Oh Tom Tugendhat, what are you like, eh? So bloody naughty that you... *checks notes*... once went and invaded a country.