A staggering 16.1 million people have today visited their GP reporting strange and unusual symptoms similar to re-experiencing a traumatic event, the NHS has revealed. Dr Paul Sagar, a GP at a surgery in Clapton, Hackney told the London Economic “It’s chaos. I've had literally hundreds come to see me...
Today Harrods have removed Marmite from the luxury food isle following sterling rising sharply today on news of the High Court ruling on Article 50. Following the Brexit vote in June, the pound had slumped to record low levels meaning fuel and shopping prices have risen, with price hikes predicted to continue....
Remainers have today ruled that the government are a bunch of ‘hypocritical twats’ after the High Court confirmed that parliamentary approval is needed to trigger article 50. A disappointed number 10 stated its intent to stick to the March 2017 date and will take the case to the supreme court...
The right-wing press have come together today to unite in collective anger against the sovereignty of Parliament to vote on Brexit. The decision of the High Court to ensure Parliament has to vote on this decision, like it does with EVERY other decision, has sent the right-wing press into a...
A sweary Mother Nature was outspoken today after plans for a new runway at Heathrow were given the go-ahead. She said: “I am sick of fucking hearing about it, do you know how many species have died since you started talking about the new runway in the 1950s? “The Great...
Tory PM Theresa May has finally admitted that the leprechaun community will not get the pot of gold they were promised. The leprechauns set off in mid summer, with high hopes for a better future, but after a few days some of their number started to question if it was...
The Gorilla who was captured at London Zoo has told reporters that he was just on the way to panic buy a jar of his beloved Marmite. The heavily tranquilized gorilla said: “You apes are not that clever, I usually pop out down to the Tesco Metro in St John's Wood...
Worrying television footage of Trump discussing politics has emerged overnight in the latest setback to his controversial Presidential campaign. In the footage Trump can be heard at one point attempting to address political ideas and policies, in a recording likely to upset most people in the world. Linguistic experts have...
A nan who has lived in a council house all her life, has given her favourite grandson £700k so he can buy a swanky warehouse apartment in Hackney Wick, East London. Gran, Deidre told her grandson Nathaniel, 25, that she had been saving up her £42 a week pension for...