The “boutique” (tiny) team of Brexit negotiators have asked PM Theresa May where in the bible they can find the answers to complexity of leaving the biggest trading bloc in the world, after the PM said her faith in God would sort out leaving the EU. Anthony Prentice, 45, a senior...
A family who were subject to an attack by the Daily Mail for living on benefits, are concerned that the paper has missed the benefits scoop of the year. Susan Chimes, 45, an unemployed mum of five from Wakefield, was the subject of a “vile benefits family” article in the...
A leaked document, seen by the BBC, has discovered that Theresa May is actually a fussy and controlling chair of the Caterton village hall committee in Oxfordshire. May has been criticised for her tendency of "drawing in decisions and details to settle the matter herself." Her micro management of literally...
A man who scoffs every time he sees a TV news piece about another boat load of immigrants drowning in the Mediterranean Sea, was left flabbergasted at the sight of snow leopards mating in the wild. Tony Richards, 45 from Rochester was sickened when he sat down to watch the show. Visibly...
There was outrage yesterday after the BBC aired an interview with a dangerous ideologue, seen as being on the lunatic fringe of their own party. Critics of the BBC's decision say Mr Corbyn should never have been given a platform to further his crazy commie views before the nation. He...
Batman villain The Joker has been elected Mayor of Gotham in a stunning electoral triumph. The eponymous villain, who had fired his team of goons and replaced them with a terrifying assortment of old Republicans, Spoke to reporters from his victory party at the Arkham Asylum; "I used to think...
The 70 million people who voted for Trump in yesterday’s elections have told the rest of the people on the planet to ‘stop whingeing’ and accept the will of angry white American men. Donald Trump swept to victory against all odds with millions of people making an unmistakable rejection of...
Theresa May has told the nation that she looks forward to meeting up with Donald Trump soon, so they can discuss how much they don’t know what to do, in their new jobs. May said: ‘I literally have no clue what I'm doing or what Brexit even is. Saying ‘Brexit...
Today Piers Morgan announced that he will be the new UKIP leader and has called for a snap general election to become Prime Minister. The Government is in disarray following the High Court ruling over triggering Article 50 and UKIP believe now is the time to seize power and finally...