In the last decade, there had been a reduction in investment in sewage infrastructure in England and defunding of regulators, with water companies left in charge of self-monitoring,

"Can we charge Boris Johnson for every day he’s living at Chequers please. Absolutely sick of him sponging off taxpayers."

It joins Welsh Water,Southern Water and South East Water and South West Water in implementing bans, with Yorkshire Water following suit soon.

"I simply refuse to engage with Matt Hancock’s curséd metaverse avatar," said one person after seein Hancock's new digital form.

Argos has come under attack from social media warriors for changing 'two-man delivery' to 'two-person delivery'.

"Verging on sinister now, he knows his audience I suppose," said one person after watching the clip of Rishi Sunak.

It comes as there has been a huge slump in people being accepted onto nursing degrees this year, adding to pressure on the NHS.

"It was a DEEPLY stupid thing to say," tweeted the stand-in GMB host.

"This would be very funny if it wasn’t so true," said one person after watching the spoof clip.