"Someone has actually written an article which posits the idea that chicken is somehow woke."

Dancder Irina Baranovskaya called his death a "stupid, unbearable accident".

Sexuality expert Deanne Carson left viewers baffled.

Thankfully, a few people were on hand to point out how such a miraculous feat might have been achieved.

Lorraine Arnold said she is "incensed" after the government's Budget "devalued" her business.

"He died like a dog"

No unmarried mothers, no Middle Eastern people, no refugees, no people seeking emergency accommodation and definitely no wise men!

The PM joked that the Reform UK leader was making a “rare appearance in Britain” after his numerous jaunts to the US.

The winter warming cocktail can be enjoyed at Doughnation in Covent Garden.