'Keep your hands to yourself'

"The facts are, Nigel, that it's not worked, it's not going to work. Yes, we will rejoin."

Elliot Colburn held back tears after standing up during prime minister’s questions and speaking of his attempted suicide.

Morgan says daily fixed shows have been an "increasingly unnecessary straitjacket".

"'How I Tanked the British Economy & Lost to a Lettuce' would’ve made an appropriate title", Roh Yakobi said.

He lives upstairs and doesn’t want to smell it

"Why should any voter listen to Liz Truss? She frightened the markets, sent mortgage rates soaring and forced the Bank of England to intervene to save our pensions"

"With his appalling conduct today, he has forfeited what little remains of his already slender right to govern," Nicholas Pegg said.

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