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The parody MP lamented Labour for wanting to take bright pupils out of private schools and put them in the state system where they will turn to drugs.

This is brutal.

'I’m not one to mince words at the best of times, but well, brace yourself.'

"So he's resigned but he hasn't f*cked off? Ok..."

"The dreadful, terrifying truth is stronger sanctions against Putin are in danger of hurting us more than him.”

"Boris went to Eton, a sort of Hogwarts for w*nkers where you get taught Latin and tax avoidance whilst wearing full evening dress."

"Is it any wonder half of the country is going: 'F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!'", he asked.

“It's as if Boris is being contrary and that somehow we’re going to do things differently because we’re not in Europe anymore”.

Tom Walker speaks about the inspiration for his latest show.